Latest News 18/11/05: GoM is now online for the Cup defeat by PUNCHBOWL CROOKES. Only missing now are GoM for Ridgeway, York Hotel & Handsworth Old Crown which will be online
as soon as Mr. XL can sort it once he finds out why his wife was in Leeds at the same time as a speedy Hearts winger
/ striker.
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Latest News 16/11/05: GoM is now online for the recent win over PACKHORSE INN. Also updated are FIXTURES and LEAGUE TABLE.
Player bios have been added to some PLAYER PROFILES and all other Meadowhall CLUB DETAILS are now up to date.
No game this Sunday (20th) so next game is Sunday 27th Away vs. Hackenthorpe so meet 10:00am at Damon's
near Crystal Peaks or 10:15am at Reignhead Farm.
Xmas night out has been provisionally scheduled for Sunday 18th December after what we believe will be the Ridgeway away
fixture so book your Monday mornings off work ASAP.
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Latest News 03/11/05: GoM is back again. Since the last update, Hearts are up to 3rd in the LEAGUE TABLE, FIXTURES are updated and match reports vs. HSBC and ARBOURTHORNE are now on the site
Again all other match reports will follow in due course when Mr. XL gets his finger out of his arse. Player profiles, other
Meadowhall League Club's details & all links will also be updated soon.
Next game is Sunday 6th Away vs. Punchbowl so meet 10:15am at Warminster Rd.
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Latest News 10/10/05: GoM is back. Apologies for the lack of updates but here we go again with
another Hearts Super Season. Site is in the process of being fully updated with FIXTURES for 05/06, LEAGUE TABLE and match report vs. SOUTHEY SOCIAL all now available.
All other match reports will follow in due course when Mr. XL gets his finger out of his arse. Player profiles, other Meadowhall
League Club's details & all links will also be updated shortly.
Next game is Sunday 16th Home vs. HSBC so meet 10:15am at Aurora.
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Latest News 12/05/05: Site now fully updated (except for GoM vs. Springwood (A) which will follow
early next week, it's a big one!!). Apologies for the delay but the webmaster has just bought a house and has been busy abusing
his flexible friend and spending loads on the credit card too.
End of season LEAGUE TABLE, all the RESULTS and match reports uploaded vs. SPRINGWOOD, CHAPELTOWN, HWR and HOLMESFIELD.
Voting for the GoM special achievement award is still open. Current standings are: total votes cast 2 and there is a tie
for 1st place so get your votes in ASAP via this link. VOTE NOW.
Watch this space for the missing match report vs. Springwood and also a GoM end of season special with interviews with
all the key Hearts men including Manager Linnell on just what is going on with that hair, Captain Cartridge reveals what keeps
him up all night, Belky's tips on avoiding injury, Taylor takes us round the World (well 2 continents anyway) in 5.5
days and much much more.
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Latest News 04/04/05: Site now fully updated. MATCH REPORT of victory over Arbourthorne EA, LEAGUE TABLE after all other Division 1 matches.
Training now cancelled for the rest of the season due to midweek matches. Sunday 10th April sees Hearts at
home to Springwood in another must win clash. Meet 10:15am at Aurora.
Don't forget to VOTE.
GoM Summer Transfer Exclusive.
Sources close to Sacred Heart
FC have exclusively revealed to GoM, that former striker Dan Brooksbank is set for a sensational return to the club. The 29
year old HSBC player / manager is said to want to go back to Hearts because of his respect and admiration for their manager
John Linnell.
The insider told GoM that Linnell, better known as Swampy, has had recent
dialect with Judas Brooksbank. During their conversations, it is alleged that Swampy inspired the return of the lanky speed
merchant in the most bizarre fashion. He said that he had been close to quitting as Hearts manager on numerous occasions,
exactly the news that any prospective new signing wants to hear.
However, Brooksbank is desperate for a new club next season. He made a
fantastic start to his managerial career taking HSBC Bank to the top of Meadowhall League 1. But as Dan stamped his own mark
on the team, things fell apart spectacularly. The results faded and performances
were ragged, the only thing preventing the under fire boss from the sack was the form of the leagues leading scorer Liam Morris.
Having seen the Bank fall off their lofty perch and land somewhere around mid table, early season relegation favourites Hearts
are close to overtaking them in the final table.
It is widely known that Swampy is a long term admirer of Brooksbank. A
quote from earlier in the season brought tears to the eyes of any true football fan, “We miss you as a player and as
a lover”. This quote fuelled rumours that Dan’s decision to leave was more than a footballing one, but GoM can
not confirm this at this time.
GoM contacted Sacred Heart gaffer Swampy to ask if he had anything to
say about the speculation surrounding Judas’ amazing return. The bedraggled boss said “We’d love to have
him back – but he’s over the hill and the boys would slaughter him for leaving in the first place” in an
outburst more confusing than one of his half time team talks.
Hearts players Woofer and Wesley were heard to comment “If this
is true, it is fantastic news. We will be the first to welcome Dan back with open arms (and legs). We will ensure he takes
part in the inaugural SHFC shower initiation ceremony.” The 2 Hearts lover boys then added “All current players
are also welcome, bring your own shower gel, the soapier the better”
Whatever happens over the summer period, remember you read it here
in GoM first.
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Latest News 01/04/05: Thanks to an old Sacred Heart contact, Steve Wood (an
ex-player and brother of another ex-player Russ Wood), we have secured a deal with his sports firm - Streetwise Sports. They
have come across our website and have offered to sponsor us £1,500 (so subs are to be abolished) and supply us with 18 free
Joma tracksuits - the only obligation we have to them is that we have their name on the tracksuits and they are plugged on
the website - this does not compromise our current sponsorship agreement with CD Steelwork who will remain our No. 1 sponsors
and their name will remain on our shirts and on the website. We need all players to please send an email to the Goals on Monday
email address click here to email asap, stating whether you require a medium[36-40 inch], large[40-44 inch] or extra large [44inch+] also state
upto a max of 3 initials you wish to have on your tracksuit. They will be getting ordered 04/04/05 (that's this Monday coming)
so please email ASAP.
The Good times are here to stay!
The Goals on Monday Team, On behalf of John Linnell (Manager)
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Latest News 31/03/05: Site now fully updated. MATCH REPORT of defeat by Timbertop and LEAGUE TABLE after other Division 1 matches.
Training now cancelled for the rest of the season due to midweek matches. Sunday 3rd April sees Hearts at
home to Arbourthorne EA in a must win clash. Meet 10:15am at Aurora.
Don't forget to VOTE.
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Latest News 22/03/05: Site now fully updated. MATCH REPORT of draw with Ridgeway, LEAGUE TABLE after other Division 1 matches, NEW SIGNING announced in gallery and all remaining FIXTURES now online.
Training 7:30pm Thursday at venue to be announced. Likely to be Vodka Rev or Varsity on Eccy Road. Again boots
and shorts not required, wallet and drinking arm will be. Sunday 27th March sees Hearts away at Timbertop
for Simpson's revenge??? Meet 10:15am at Sheffield United Cricket Ground, next door to Aurora.
Big Nev's Stag do has been arranged for Saturday 21st May in York. Cost will be approx £35 and this includes coach, room
and FA Cup Final buffet (don't ask). All are invited and we should all try and make it as Nev says goodbye to his life as
he knows it. Big fat strippers are an optional extra.
Don't forget to VOTE.
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Latest News 15/03/05: Site now fully updated. MATCH REPORT of cup defeat by Crosspool and LEAGUE TABLE after other Division 1 matches.
Training 7:30pm Thursday at the Psalter Tavern for Taylor's Bday. Sunday 20th March sees Hearts at
home to Ridgeway Athletic. Meet 10:15am at Aurora.
Don't forget to VOTE.
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Latest News 10/03/05: GOM Special Achievement Award now online. Cast your vote now for who you want to be the inaugural recipient of the prestigious "Cartridge" trophy.
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Latest News 10/03/05: Site now fully updated. MATCH REPORT of win over Southey Social, LEAGUE TABLE and link added to Dinnington Town's Official website.
Coming soon to GOM, the chance for players to vote for the GOM writers player of the year. A special award (known as the
Cartridge) will be given at the end of the season to the person who has made the greatest contribution to porn. Details of
how to vote and suggested nominees will be on this site soon.
Training 8:30pm tonight at pitches across the road from Goodwin. Sunday 13th March sees Hearts away at Crosspool
for the rearranged Tinsley Trophy cup game. This is a 2pm KO so meet at Transport Ground at Meadowhead at 1pm.
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Latest News 22/02/05: Site now fully updated. MATCH REPORT vs Arbourthorne EA, LEAGUE TABLE updated and GALLERY captions edited. Next months fixtures to follow when Big Nev gets off his lazy and rather round behind and emails
them to the GOM team. FIXTURES now updated.
Training 8pm this week at Goodwin, Thursday 24th Feb. Sunday 27th February see Hearts away at Crosspool
for the rearranged Tinsley Trophy cup game.
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Latest News 09/02/05: Site now fully updated. You know where the links are by now. Training 9pm
at Goodwin, Thursday 10th Feb.
Because Space Hopper King complained, here are the links for you lazy people. MATCH REPORT vs Timbertop, LEAGUE TABLE and February FIXTURES.
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Latest News 28/01/05: Tony Hart style "Gallery" now added to site. Check it out. All pictures (C) Captain Pornstars Raunchy Snaps.com Ltd
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Latest News 26/01/05: Hearts were unlucky to lose out 3-2 to a strong Handsworth White Rose side
on Sunday. MATCH REPORT now on site. Apologies for the delay but one of the GOM team has been busy buying a new house so this had to wait.
Our good friends at HSBC were in a charitable mood this Sunday gifting York Hotel their first point of the season. Pity Brooksbank
and Co weren't as giving the week before.
LEAGUE TABLE also updated and training is 9pm Thursday at Goodwin. Be there or be square
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Latest News 11/01/05: Hearts could only manage a scoreless draw with HSBC despite dominating
most of the game. MATCH REPORT now on site. League Table now updated and don't forget training 9pm at Goodwin on Thursday.
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Latest News 21/12/04: Hearts followed on from last weeks victory over Packhorse Inn with a 5-0
thumping of basement boys York Hotel. MATCH REPORT now on site. Also updated LEAGUE TABLE and January FIXTURES.
The draw for the next round of the Tinsley Trophy was made on Monday night. Hearts are away to Crosspool. Date TBC.
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Latest News 13/12/04: Hearts made up for last games poor result beating Packhorse Inn 3-1. MATCH REPORT now on site. LEAGUE TABLE also updated.
Dont forget training 9pm on Thursday 16th December at Goodwin. Next game is 19th December home vs. York Hotel. Meet 10:15
at Aurora.
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Latest News 29/11/04: Hearts had another away day disaster losing 6-1 away at Packhorse Inn.
MATCH REPORT now on site. LEAGUE TABLE also updated.
Dont forget training 9pm on Thursday 2nd December at Goodwin. Next game is 12th December home vs. Packhorse Inn again.
Meet 10:15 at Aurora.
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Latest News 23/11/04: Site updated with Hillsborough Phoenix MATCH REPORT. Also updated FIXTURES for December and LEAGUE TABLE.
Next Sunday Hearts travel to Packhorse Inn for a must win clash. CLICK HERE for Packhorse club details.
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Latest News 17/11/04: Site updated with latest LEAGUE TABLE. Also PLAYER PROFILES updated. Sunday 21st fixture home vs. Springwood has been changed to home vs. Hillsborough Phoenix instead. Only
Apu knows why and he hasn't informed the Goals on Monday team. Still meet 10:15am at Aurora.
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Latest News 11/11/04: Hearts lost 8-1 to Winn Gardens B in a terrible display in the Meadowhall
League Cup 2nd Round. It was such a joke a special MATCH REPORT has been prepared.
Sundays game with Chapeltown has been postponed so the next game is home vs. Springwood on the 21st November. Meet 10:15
at Aurora.
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Latest News 01/11/04: Hearts lost 0-1 away vs. Ridgeway Athletic. MATCH REPORT NOW ON SITE. Also updated league table and Meadowhall site link for all results.The next game is Sunday 7th November away at Winn Gardens B. Kick off 11am, meet 10:15am at their
ground.
For Winn Gardens B club details, Click Here.
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Latest News 26/10/04: Hearts won 5-4 at home vs. Southey Social. MATCH REPORT NOW ON SITE. Also updated league table and Meadowhall site link for all results.The next game is Sunday 31st October away at
Ridgeway Athletic. Kick off 11am, meet 10:15am at their ground.
For Ridgeway club details, Click Here.
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Latest News 18/10/04: This just in from the Goals on Monday Team. "More disappointment
was in store for the Hearts yesterday for the 3rd week in a row as the away fixture with the Timbertop was postponed due to
the pitch being destroyed by the after effects of Friday nights earthquake. The source of the Eruption was found to be in
the small village town of Northwich, Cheshire...the rippling aftershocks of the disaster were felt as far away as Rotherham,
Northwich was completely destroyed causing £25 worth of damage! It was believed to measure 4.5 on the Richter scale, that's
a 9.9 on the new sphincter scale."
League Table also updated. The next game is Sunday 24th October, home vs. Southey Social. Meet 10:15am at Aurora.
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Latest News 04/10/04: Hearts fixture vs. Handsworth White Rose was postponed due to no match
official. A mid season special GOALS ON MONDAY has been prepared in place of the usual match report.
There is no fixture Sunday 10th October so the next game is Sunday 17th October, away vs. Timbertop. Click here for Timbertop club details.
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Latest News 27/09/04: Hearts lost 3-1 to Holmesfield as yet again defensive frailties cost the
game. MATCH REPORT NOW ON SITE. Also updated league table and Meadowhall site link for all results.The next game is Sunday 3rd October home
to Handsworth White Rose. Kick off 11am, meet no later than 10:15am at Aurora. This is believed to be the next fixture but
Apu has been to the meeting and not told anyone the fixtures, D'Oh !!
Also Sound Track added to Homepage, need Real Player to listen.
Contact Us page added to site, you can now email the goals on monday webteam. goalsonmonday@sacredheart.co.uk
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Latest News 21/09/04: League table now updated and Player Pictures Added to PLAYER PROFILES.
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Latest News 20/09/04: Hearts lost 3-1 to HSBC as old boy Brooksbank came back to remind us of
what he can do with 2 goals and an assist. MATCH REPORT NOW ON SITE. Not updated league table and Meadowhall site link for all results as Mel Fox hasn't uploaded Sunday's results.The
next game is Sunday 26th September away to Holmesfield. Kick off 11am at Coal Aston Recreation Ground, meet no later
than 10:15am at the ground or 10am at the Bowshaw pub down from the Moathouse at Norton.
For Holmesfield Club details Click Here. For Holmesfield website Click Here.
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Latest News 17/09/04: Player profiles now online. Click HERE FOR DETAILS.
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Latest News 13/09/04: Hearts picked up their first league points of the season with a 5-1
victory over York Hotel. MATCH REPORT NOW ON SITE. Also updated league table and Meadowhall site link for all results.The next game is Sunday 19th September at
home to HSBC, an early return for former Hearts player Danny Brooksbank who is player / manager of the visitors. Kick off
11am at Aurora, meet no later than 10:15am.
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Latest News 06/09/04: Hearts disapointingly lost their opening league
game 5-0 to Hillsborough Phoenix. MATCH REPORT NOW ON SITE. Also updated league table and Meadowhall site link for all results.The next game is Sunday 12th September away
to our old friends York Hotel Athletic. Kick off 11am at Warminster Road, meet no later than 10:15am.
For York Hotel Club details Click Here.
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Latest News 03/09/04: Hearts are through to the next round of the Meadowhall League Cup after
a narrow 1-0 victory over a tough High Noon side. MATCH REPORT NOW ON SITE.
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Latest News 01/09/04: Hearts fixture with High Noon in the Meadowhall League Cup 1st Round has
been rescheduled for Thursday 2nd Sept, 6:00pm kick off at Davy McKee. Meet as near to 5:15pm as possible. Sunday's game
with Hillsborough Phoenix is still as per below.
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Latest News 31/08/04: Hearts fixture vs High Noon was postponed due the unavailability of the
Davy McKee pitch due to a rounders tournament, yes a rounders tournament. This was, however, not communicated to
the Hearts boys until they had arrived at the ground !! The fixture will be rescheduled, possibly for a Thursday night
either this week or next. Updates will be posted as soon as the League let us know. As of today, the next game is away to
Hillsborough Phoenix in the League, Sunday 5th September. They play at Phoenix Sports Ground on Bawtry
Road. Meet 10:15am at the ground.
For Hillsborough Phoenix Club details, Click Here.
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