New signing Lionel Ritchie makes his Hearts debut away at Handsworth White Rose

Stace in commanding mood

Robbie after a defender upset him

Robbie before the game

Peruvian "Love God" in full flow

Yes it is a skirt !!!

Wes gives Rye tips on how to make a great Sunday (Spit) "Roast"

Woofer shows Captain Catridge how to BJ a bottle

This is just for the bunny girl in the background

Rye gets even closer to the Peruvian Love God, Wezer is jealous

'Playa' Tommo showing us that once a playa always a playa

There's definately something gay going on here

Where's Chucky. New game, are there 2 or 3 Hearts players in this shot??

Paris looks really pleased to be next to the sober looking Merrillster

Hearts own 'Stand Up, Speak Up' Campaign in full flow

Captain welcomes new signings Rhino (without Pugil stick) and Sean "of the dead" (who is alive)