Name : Liam Cartledge

Age : 28

Nickname : Captain, pornstar, cartridge world, Stroker, Casper, the list is endless....

Attributes : Goal Banger

Other Clubs : Dinnington Town (Central Midlands)

Year Joined Club : 1998

Kit Sponsorship : Playboy / Ann Summers

Player Bio : The clubs glamour boy! Liam has been the top scorer for Hearts in every season he's been with us. Other than scoring goals, he contributes very little to he team besides curing insomnia with his love of himself and his career stats. Plays for Dinnington Town on Saturday's