Name : Ben Dearns

Age : 25

Nickname : Dearnsy

Attributes : Good looking / bigga’ ‘playa’ than Tommo

Other Clubs : Dinnington Town (Central Midlands)

Year Joined Club : 2002

Kit Sponsorship : Durex

Player Bio : Ben is rarely seen in a Hearts shirt these days due to his preference of Saturday nights to Sunday mornings. A once talented defender, his alcohol problems have seen his game deteriorate to such a level that he now has to play for Dinnington on Saturdays.